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A large poo stuck half way out of your ass
Grab the pliers, Devin is dealing with a black tusk in the bathroom
Mimicking a Qupanuaq, with an innate need to breed in the Arctic, a spring migration of hundreds of kilometers leads to the comfort of a small, warm and delicately prepared nest tucked into a rocky crevice on the barren ground tundra wherefrom hatchlings emerge and are nurtured by her male lover. Ephemeral ecstasies slowly ceding to changes in plumage that inevitably pull her to familiar southern habitats until nature induces another migratory cycle north.
I fondly recall seeing Jessica Black out on the tundra in the spring time sun with an unending smile.
Travel south as she may, deep down Jessica Black knows Arctic lovers offer exquisite company and mating opportunities.
For some odd reason, and despite her obvious migratory tendencies, Jessica Black has yet to consent to booking a plane ticket.
A really cool African American guy who lives in the suburbs. The coolest black man you know
Hey black chutney, you're the coolest guy i know
Regulus arcturus black is a fictional character who cannot swim
me: wanna pull a Regulus Black?
my friend: yes
A term used to address works of art that are similar to the art of polish artist 'Zdzislaw Beksinski' or 'H.R Giger' and so on...
Black art or Dark Art usually consists of Paintings that have, Flesh and or Bone structured Buildings, Decaying corpses in a Macabre, Erotic, and or grotesque pose, People in great pain and or Torture, and Symbolisms of Death and Insanity.
Other Artists that are in the 'Black art / Dark art' Genre consist of, Laurie Lipton, Francis Bacon (The Painter), H.R Giger, Zdzislaw Beksinski, And other Great Artists.
This Genre of art does not Correlate to anything Racial, But more to the Colour 'Black' which is used often by 'Black Artists / Dark Artists'. To Avoid Confusion with anything Racial, You can just say 'Dark Artists' or 'Dark Art'
"What Genre of art are you into?"
"Black Art"
"You mean Art that is Painted by Black people?"
"No, Art that has Macabre and Grotesque symbolisms"
The Friday after Thanksgiving when ignorant Americans stand in line for 13 hours and stampede over innocent bystanders in order to get a deal they could've gotten 3 weeks ago on that George Foreman grill if they would have used that fucking coupon. As a retail employee, this is THE WORST day of the year.
Dude, I don't wanna go to work today, it's Black Friday.
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a boltonian bonfire night feast! specially made for people who live in bolton. They seem to think that everyone knows what they are but most people have never heard of them :)
Black peas, also called parched peas or maple peas, form a traditional Lancashire dish served often on or around Bonfire Night (5 November). The dish, popular in Rochdale, Oldham, Wigan, Bury and Bolton, is made from the purple podded pea (Pisum sativum var. arvense)1 which is long soaked overnight and simmered to produce a type of mushy pea. Parching is a now defunct term for long slow boiling.2