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Monsieur Douche

A french canadian employeed in the information + technology industry.

"Yeah I would have got that raise but Monsieur Douche fucked me"

by James March 20, 2004

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douche wazzle

A faggot who talks about skullfucking people and then doesnt do a damn thing

Drew Ellis is the biggest douche wazzle in the world

by Tony Dinatale December 2, 2003

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


douche fuck

a person who is a complete jack ass. douche wasnt a good enough insult so you have to add fuck to make it worse. douche fuck is your typical jock ego-maniac person that is a player or douche lord.

"gosh your ex is such a douche fuck"
"i know i was to good for him anyway"

by miss ozz February 6, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


douche canoe

More than a douche. A douche times 2.

Steven wouldn't be the designated driver and made me buy him lunch again. He was being a USDA Prime, Grade A douche canoe.

by Shi-nay-nay January 27, 2011

68๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


Douche Move

A douche move is when someone does something just to be an asshole.

"dude I took a dump in you bead haha!" "What the hell asshole that is such a douche move."

by anal bomber April 21, 2010

17๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Douche Fag

Vaginally cleansing homosexual. pretty self explanatory.

Douche fag.. I have a friend Tyler, he seems to fit the role quite nicely. LOL.. Love you Ty

by hollylynn January 6, 2009

17๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Snow douche

A snow plow truck driver who blocks in the end of your driveway with packed hard snow after you have just finished busting your ass shoveling a foot of snow from the entire driveway.

That snow douche just dumped another foot of snow in my driveway that I just finished shoveling!

by HTJA January 16, 2017