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A person, not necessarily a male, who is considered to be "alright" or "cool". This expression is generally used to express that said goofy guy is someone pleasant to be around.
Keith: "Damn, that new dude is a goofy guy."
Stanley: "I agree, he was a good hire."
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Green guys are your teammates in a Call of Duty game who are not part of your party: they show up as green triangles on the minimap, as opposed to party members who show up as blue triangles. In other words, green guys are pubbies who are probably useless if not actually a liability to you.
Fucking green guys keep following me around and getting me killed!
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Ironically, the type of dude who a girl can spend the rest of her life with. He could be standing right in front of her and she'll overlook him at first because girls have a tendency to fall for broken bad boys. The average guy is most likely to be friend-zoned unless you're Ron from Kim Possible. Props to an average guy who scores a girlfriend!
"Average" guys are actually the best guys. When a girl dates a boy like this, he becomes more than average to her.
Girl 1: Ugh I just got dumped by Trent.
Girl 2: He wasn't right for you. Don't you think Robbie is a better fit?
Girl 1: Robbie is just an average guy, though.
Girl 2: So? He treats you nicer! Give him a chance.
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Some one who is worse than a bucket of fags. Generally talks so much shit you wish he'd break his fucking jaw! Often addicted to counterstrike, possibly a closet homosexual.
Man Paul Stuart really is the worst guy ever. I can not believe your friends with him.
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Four funny idiots from Buzzfeed who try things. Featuring Eugene,Keith,Zach and Ned. They get naked alot. Ned always talks about his wife. Zach is single after. Everyone loves Keith. Eugene is Eugene.
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Nice Guys (TM) are the guys that make a point of announcing themselves as "nice", and who whine about never getting laid.
Many of the other definitions were written by "Nice Guys".
They're not.
They think they're entitled to sex just because they hold open a door once in a while. They're unsure of themselves to the point they can't manage a declarative sentence. They think strumming guitar makes them deep and they can't understand why it hasn't turned them into a pussy magnet. They are, almost without fail, sexist but tell themselves they're not because, of course, they're a Nice Guy. They tell themselves "nice guys don't get ahead" as an excuse for their own failings. They wrongly believe that women only like jerks, and are deeply bitter about it.
Most women do not like jerks. Women really do like nice guys. But a nice guy is NOT the dude playing gentleman so he can be rewarded with head. The real nice guys -the ones women really do want to date and fuck -are the ones who are genuinely decent human beings. Guys who make a point of calling themselves Nice Guys do not generally fall under this category. And they wonder why they aren't getting any ladies?
So, you fucking internet whiners, how about instead of pissing and moaning about how women never see what a great fella you are and take your pants off all because you took them shopping (you charmer, you!) you actually put some effort into being a real, live nice person instead of a Nice Guy (TM) ?
"Man, ladies only like jerks! I totally took this smokin' hot piece of ass -er, I mean, young lady -out for coffee that one time and didn't even suggest she skip the whipped cream so she could keep from getting fat, and she STILL would rather go out with the dude that treats her like a human being! Nice guys just finish last, I guess."
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The sexiest man alive. The best bassist in the world. Intelligent, handsome, excellent musician. Guy is the perfect man. He's got it all.
No one like him
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