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Verb, pertaining to David Hasselhoff.
To be Hoffed â to be sent homoerotic images of David Hasselhoff in questionable outfits/poses with various props/animals. Considered an extreme insult, the most common form of Hoffing is done through electronic mail although various new and inventive methods have recently been discovered. The first ever hoffing is said to have taken place in 1997 in the town of Heidelberg in Germany where David Hasselhoff is an extremely popular singer. According to urban legend, a young male high school student sent the David Hasselhoff calendar (if you have never seen this consider yourself lucky) to a girl he had a crush on in an attempt to woo her. The attempt backfired when the horrified girl choked on a chicken sandwich which she was eating whilst opening the calendar. The act of Hoffing has since spread from smalltown Germany to the mainstream claiming thousands of victims. Although not usually resulting in loss of life, a Hoffing can lead to severe psychological trauma, temporary loss of motor function and 9 times out of 10 it will affect the Hoffeeâs up-chuck mechanism.
Oh, sweet mother of Jesus, FUCKK!!!!! Iâve been Hoffed again! Iâll never open my email again.
That guy is such a butt-fucking loser! Iâm gonna send him a Hoffing he will never forget!
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The frontman (or woman) of a band, usually in rock music, but can also be rap/pop/country/jazz etc. If the singer is male, it means he is the one who dates all the women!
James Hetfield is the lead singer of Metallica.
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An uncool guy that thinks he's hot and cool but he's only a cookie.
"Dude, you're like totally ignoring that little kid that's talkin' to you, dude."
"Who cares, dude. It's only Cornelio"
"Who's that little kid that keeps dancin' like a crab?"
"Dude, it's like cornelio, dude."
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As an adjective, is a person who is very brave and audacious.
My friends think I am a bold person.
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A guy on your Facebook friends list that you add as your boyfriend. Usually a joke put up by a single girl (or single guy). It makes one look like he/she is socially competent enough to actually get a steady man.
Marc is my Facebook boyfriend even though I only view him as a friend, and he is probably sleeping with 12 other girls and is also possibly gay. What a douche. But oh well - at least my parents won't try to force me into an arranged marriage now.
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