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A disorder specific to young Christian males in which strong instincts to treat females like idealized sisters-in-Christ are perpetually warring with awkward and guiltful sexual longings towards the aforementioned sisters-in-Christ.
When these sexual longings are consummated via even minor sexual affection with an actual sister-in-Christ specimen, the CGS sufferer immediately experiences such guilt that the idealization is destroyed and the sexual attraction is dramatically but temporarily repressed.
CGS manifests itself in myriad ways, including self loathing, purity oaths, increased accountability group attendance, excessive use of the word "stumbled" and unpredictable social behavior wherein the affected individual sends a strong mix of conflicting interest-signals towards any woman to whom he is attracted until she cries, screams or schedules a meeting with her high school youth pastor, who, still recovering from his own CGS, hands her a copy of "I Kissed Dating Goodbye" by Joshua Harris.
Girl 1: Why is Preston so sweaty and sad looking, I thought you guys had a good date last night?
Girl 2: We did, but he kissed my forehead and our cheeks touched and then he freaked out.
Girl 1: Sounds like a bad case of Christian Guy Syndrome.
Girl 2: It's not as bad as some I've seen, but I think you're right.
A place where I would really appreciate if you don't swear, Okay?
That bad boi did a swear about his pepe in my Christian Minecraft Server, and it made me cry.
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This kindergarten through twelve grade school is in Sharpsburg, Georgia is anything but Christian. Trinity is becoming infested by McIntosh transfers that come for sports or get bullied out of McIntosh. All of the girls protest the dress code daily and cry when they max out their daddy’s credit card from buying Chick-fil-a everyday before first period.
“That chick has a Bentley but doesn’t go to Starr’s Mill, she must go to Trinity Christian School.”
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1)When someone looks exactly the same now as when they did when they were young or a child.
2)someone who does not seem to age (aka Patrick Swayze syndrome)
"yo man, did you see john's baby pictures?"
"Ya, he totally has Christian Bale Syndrome!"
other celebrities include Doogie Howser(NPH), Michael j fox, and Patrick Swayze.
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A Christian (i.e., follower of Jesus Christ who accepts the guy as Savior), but is not affiliate with any particular denomination or group; sometimes it may also refer to a Christian group that claims to be non-denominational, or a member of such a group.
I accept Jesus as Savior, but am not Catholic, Protestant, Orthodox etc., nor anything else. I'm a non-denominational Christian.
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Christian Nazi boys they wear anything that people give them and they always think positive things about themselves beat down they know are just losers they need to smoke weed and be cool because that's the ultimate sign of coolness
Christian Nazi boys is a youth group
A poor kid that ironically is named Christian even though they're an atheist. They constantly have to deal with people asking "Hey Christian, Are you Christian" In which you say no, And they end up saying "Then who are you?" This tends to annoy the living hell outta them. So please, If you ask that to one, Stfu
Griffin: Hey Christian, Are you a Christian?
Christian: -_- no i'm an atheist.
Griffin: Well if you're not Christian, Then who are you?
Christian: I'm a fucking atheist named Christian, Go fuck off.
Griffin: Why aren't you a Christian, you're named Christian. Its so ironic.
Christian: Omg shut the fuck up.
Griffin: You just said you're an atheist though! You can't have a god!
Christian: Fag
Narrator: Christian then walks off with a pissed off look after being heavily annoyed.
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