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A girl who keeps guys around during the winter. Said female will go to great lengths to keep said male wrapped around her finger so that she has access to hoodies/jackets seasonally.
"Dude, she's taken you're hoodie all week long. She's a total hoodie hoe!"
"I know man! But she's cute as hell."
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Any belongings left behind by a girl after a one night stand.
Examples include earrings, necklaces, bracelets, hair bands, bras, thongs, shoes, etc..
When I woke up this morning I saw a flip flop and 2 earrings laying on my floor. I figured that they were some bitch's who left her hoe crumbs left behind.
John: Dude does this head band belong to you?
Dylan: Nah, must be some hoe crumbs left over from this weekend.
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when a man or woman attaches two razor blades to their upper and lower rows of teeth and shaves the other persons pubic hair as they eat her out or give him a blowjob
Warning! May cause castration
Woman: My pubes are two long.
Man: Want me to Hoe the Lawn, I love Hoeing the Lawn
Woman: Sounds like a plan
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A girl who is a paid hoe and strips. Can also be known as a strippertute.
John is going to do a private room for an hour with that stripper hoe Candy.
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Sloppy joe sandwiches made from a girls period blood instead of tomato sauce. Delicious and nutritious.
Bonus points if you use ground up placenta and/or dead fetus as a substitute for ground beef.
My girlfriend made some delicious Sloppy Hoes for the neighborhood children yesterday. She's in jail now, but it was worth it.
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Juliette Lewis is a lip hoe... she kissed Eddie Murphy, and she's kissed 8 other guys since, none of whom she's dated.
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When you have a strippers glitter get on your clothes at the strip club.
I was at the strip club getting a dance and got her hoe dust on me.
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