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San Francisco Traffic Jam

What starts with 2 men engaging in butt sex, with more and more men adding on to the end of the line as the night progresses.

Justin: Dude, where have you been?
Rasputin: Sorry man, I got caught up in a San Francisco Traffic Jam.
Steve: Did you at least remember the Boston Baked Beans?
Rasputin: Sorry, I forgot.
Steve: Man, what a douche. Wanna see my Boston Belt Buckle?

by frosty174 October 3, 2016

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


San Diego hat factory

When one person deficates into a diaper and then places the diaper on another person's head.

She complained her head was cold, so I gave her the San Diego Hat Factory treatment.

by fugly1138 November 9, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


San Fran Lemonade Stand

When in a men's urinal a stranger or lover comes up behind the pisser and massages the shoulders or ass to ease the tension and allow for a more exciting release.

Stephen just san fran lemonade stand a homeless man!

by The inventor December 12, 2005

29๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


San Francisco Bake Sale

An uncomfortably high ratio of men occupying a bar, club or house party.

Upon entering the bar, it was immediately evident that a San Francisco Bake Sale was going on. We took our par and we got outta there...

by CosmoKramer April 28, 2008

23๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


San Diego Shit Sandwich

A sexual accident which occurs when someone is performing cunnilingus on a female from the Baja region of Mexico. The female farts, which subsequently becomes a shart and the male ingests a portion of the stick suprise, much to his pleasure.

Hey dude, I had a delicious San Diego Shit Sandwich from Rosalita last night.

by GringoTENN October 7, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


San Diego Shit Sandwich

A sexual experience with a hispanic female in intestinal distress

When you're eating out a mexican from Tijuana and she let's loose a fart, which actually winds up being a shart and you ingest some of the sticky suprise, now that's a San Diego Shit Sandwich

by GringoTN October 6, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


San Diego Thank You

A kiss given while sitting on the toilet.

Guy 1 to All: I've got to go hit the john.
Guy 2 to Girl: Go give him a San Diego thank you!

by Some_Guy19 April 19, 2010

259๐Ÿ‘ 206๐Ÿ‘Ž