Mexican Pancake

I have no idea

I just had a Mexican Pancake daddy

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Mexican Blanket

When someone gives a man a handjob and then wipes the cum down his back.

Mary gave Joe a Mexican Blanket to get back at him for the donkey punch he gave her.

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mexican tar

The smell of cooking mexican tar evokes the same symptoms i expereince right before vomiting: hot, runny saliva, nausea, gagging. It is so grossly pungent & foul, but the addiction overpowers this truth & I continue.

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mexican explosion

the horrible consequences of combining too many burritos and a rusty trombone.

Karen: I went out for mexican and a few drinks last night with Tom. That rusty trombone was a bad idea...
Amanda: Mexican explosion, huh? Gross!

Tom: Man, I feel so bad for Karen...

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Mexican spaghetti

When a man cums in a woman's hair and wraps it around her face then peels it off after it dries and she eats it.

Bro, my girl tried some Mexican spaghetti last night and loved it!

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Mexican badger

When your having sex with a girl, but nut to fast, so in an attempt to prolong it, you go down on her, inevitably, eating your own nut.

Guy 1- bro, I accidentally gave myself a Mexican badger last night with Wharton.
Guy2- what the hell is that?
Guy1- she was so tight I nutted super fast so I decided to eat her out untill I got hard again, but I ended up eating my own nut.
Guy 2- get away from me.

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mexican crockpot

Toilet inside a port-a-potty (Mexican space shuttle).

Alejandro is on the Mexican crockpot.

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