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Previously known as someone who is good in bed. More recently refers to many different women all having "Tiger Woods" in their sacks.
Porn Star 1) I heard you screaming last night, he must have a been a tiger in the sack.
Porn Star 2) No, actually it was just Tiger Woods in the sack last night.
Porn Star 3) He was in my sack last night.............
Porn Star 4) He was in my sack the night before last............
Porn Star 5)....................
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A new catch phrase for cheating on someone.
When someone is having sex with a girl/man even tho they are married/engaged or in a relationship.
Martin: DAMN! Ulrik got his groove going on with that chick!
Kriss: Yeah man, do you think he is pulling a tiger woods on that chick?
Martin: He better not do, I know his wife would kill him!
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slang term for Ridgewood, usually begins with the phrase, "hood called r-wood".
We da bitches from r-wood, yo.
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The Knock on Wood Card is a wooden card that's perfect to knock on if you don't have any other wood around.
Ian "I've never gotten a speeding ticket. Knock on Wood...wait there's no wood around!"
Jed "Oh yes there is, check out The Knock on Wood Card!"
Ian "That's dope, thanks Jed!"
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Small business ran by a girlboss! She may be Brocken but, it’s beautiful!! She makes adorable custom wood burned pieces for everyone!
I ordered i custom wood burned piece by custom wood burning yesterday!
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This effect happens when professional golfers wake up in the morning and read the newspaper and find out that Tiger Woods is playing in the next tournament. After they hear this they all get worried and shit themselves.
Bob: "When I got onto the golf course today and saw Tiger the Tiger Woods effect hit me. Did hit you too?"
John: "Of course it did it is Tiger Woods."
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It's the mystical spirit that turns your soft serve into rock candy.
When everyone's asleep,
the Morning Wood Fairy comes at night,
she makes our sausages hard,
and vanishes out of sight.
I woke up in the morning,
and I got up to pee
but then I last discovered
my sapling turned into a tree.
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