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a very hot woman who gave birth to you. everyone is currently doing her. there’s no escape.
“Wyd?”
“I’m doing your mom.”
Your mom is an immature reply to a insult others may throw at you.
“Can you do something with your life?”
“Your mom”
The ultimate comeback to any diss or response. These holy words have the ability to destroy the careers of those unfortunate to receive them. The only chance to not get fooled by these words is to pray to god and repent your sins.
Friend 1: “Hey do you know who’s the fattest person in the world right now?”
Friend 2: “Probably your mom”
Friend 3: Gasps, drops to the floor, spasms out, and dies
Bystander: “Damn bruh, this dude died”
your mom is a cat who sucks ur dad at night
your mom is used too cook and clean and do your dad at night
Your Mom (:
Your Mom is so fat she carries euros in one pocket and dollars in the other.