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The lord and savour of Greggs, Super popular with the ladies and has the drip
Person 1: “I went to greggs today”
Person 2: “No way you must have met Owen Jones”
Mo Jones’s are normally very abnormally large. They love a good 26 chicken selects from Mc Donalds on a Saturday evening. Mo’s have a scrambled egg like dense fat sediment running through there bodies. Occasionally the sediment clog their arteries and cause cardiac arrest and other such obesity based illnesses.
If you have ever met a mo you would know that they claim to ride bikes. In reality though they don’t ride nothing instead the bike rides them. They just sit their ass on the 2 wheeled vehicles and allow it to carry their large weight down a hill. At the bottom of the hill crash mats and heaps of sand are placed so that the mo does not damage the environment.
Once the so called biking is completed the mos go to a weighing scale and weigh them selves only to find they gained a pound instead of losing ten.
Mo Jones’s normally suffer from a syndrome that is down, immovable tongue syndrome, and cranny lip syndrome. Mo’s are normally found to have type 3 diabetes (type 1 and 2 at the same time) and a cholesterol higher than there life span.
Mo’s are what we call a chick magnet from wish that got swapped by the Chinese while being delivered. Girls get with mo because they feel sorry for him. Mo’s are not smartest but they are nice guys and like some good cheeky bs. IYKYK! :)
Why is there no space anymore? Oh Mo Jones just walked in!
Kid: Mommy why is the world ending?
Mommy: Mo overdosed on BicMacs and exploded baby, I am so sorry I wish you could experience this beautiful world
Kid: I wanna live mommy please!
Mommy: I sorry honey but mo has to eat doesn’t he…
Kid: OMG its wave of scrambled eggs coming towards us
Mommy: Love you honey, I will see u in heaven
Kid: I love you mommy!!! I
a person who is allergic to everything
he just got a rash from sea food, he's a philip jones
juberoni is a verb used in a sentence when someone is being extremely quiet during Thanksgiving.
He was a juberoni jones when he ate that large turkey.
I took things seriously and I turned on my juberoni jones when I was eating with my family during Thanksgiving.
The Name Given to a man that will succeed in everything he does. He will be tall, tell good jokes and make a good lover in the bed. This person will tend to have the option of lieing and hiding the truth often, but will in time realize that he does not need to. Good in sports, art, navigating, and flirting he will paint a picture of himself to the world. If you come into contact with one be prepared for a wild adventure, with or without clothes.
Julius Jones Of the Dallas Cowboys 2008
A guy with a small dick and large balls that can't see his toes
That shrimpy jones has a small dick
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