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national max day. people named max have to marry whoever sends them a screenshot to them even if they are fruity.
max: what day is it
me:April 17th, we getting married
Hey honey it’s April 17th feel free to get on your knees :)
National show your Pussy Day
Bf: Hey April 11th so its national show your pussy day, Can I see it?
Gf: Oh sure!
National sex with girl thats name starts with a J or a B.
Friend: Dude, isn't your girlfriends name Jamie? You know its April 11th you have to hit that today its like the rule.
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National Aaron Warner day
To celebrate the character Aarons Warner's birthday, from the famous book series shatter me, the 24th of April is now celebrated as his own National day. Happy Birthday Warner
Bob "Hey It's April 24th, you know what day it is?"
Some random disgusting dude "NAtToNal pURge/RaPe oF WoMEn DaY"
Bob " No you a$$hat, Its NATIONAL AARON WARNER DAY, WOOOOOOOOOO"
Be more like Bob
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person1: Todays april 24... you know what that means
person2: yeah lets go be sus to our friends
Today is Guidos birthday. Say happy birthday.
Today is April 24 happy birthday guido!