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A snow plow truck driver who blocks in the end of your driveway with packed hard snow after you have just finished busting your ass shoveling a foot of snow from the entire driveway.
That snow douche just dumped another foot of snow in my driveway that I just finished shoveling!
an asshole who thinks they can do/get anything they want by using the annoying lame ass excuse "its my birthday". its MUCH worse when its someone's 16th or 18th birthday.
Me: i finally did all my chores, made my bed, took a shower, did all my homework, now i can FINALLY relax and play some wii.
birthday douche: *snatches controller*
me: hey what gives! i was just going to play asswipe!
birthday douche: no, i wanna play!
me: too bad, i already had the controller in my hand. give it now dickhead
birthday douche: too bad! its my birthday!
me: *punches birthday douche in the face*
The act of being a douche bag. Such acts include lying, cheating, deceiving, being cocky, and acting like a jerk.
"steve hasn't called me in 3 weeks"
"how douche baggory of him
Essentially a gross insult. Usually reserved for that special fucktard in your life.
Dude...you are such a douche-lobster! I dont think you could count your balls and come up with the same number twice!
The on-going hijinx of a douche bag.
What sort of douche-baggery is Rich up to today?
The acts a douche bag performs.
A: Dude, Tyler is such a douche bag. Ask him what he's doing later.
B: Hey Tyler! What douche-baggery are you up to later today?
The facial hair of someone who is a douche. Can be used to refer to the facial hair or the individual that douchily wears it
Guy 1: Rambling about douchey financial job that takes advantage of struggling companies. Bragging about laying people off and making money of peoples pain
Guy 2: “is that douche cushion to shield your lips from all the dicks you suck all day? You f’kn douche cushion”