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N. Technically a fart, specifically while tossing salad.
While having my salad tossed I relaxed a bit too much. She ate my air fried tossed salad, and spent the thirty minutes in the bathroom vomiting that forty dollar shrimp cocktail she just had to have for dinner.
N. Technically a fart, specifically while tossing one's salad.
I had relaxed a bit too much while she was tossing my salad, she hate my air fried tossed salad and spent the next twenty minutes in the bathroom vomiting the 40 dollar shrimp cocktail she just had to have.
Dark nipples which look to have overtaken a breast and remind you of your breakfast. Most common of Middle Eastern tits.
"Jesus Sally, I didn't expect to find you had fried egg nipples".
Fried egg nipples tend to remind me of mothers, they don't turn me on.
You're fucking someone in the ass while they're turtling and cum in the poop. When you pull out it will look like a friend Oreo because of the cum in between the poop.
I gave this bitch a fried Oreo last night in her ass.