unload the car

When you fart a heaping load of steamy jizzum out of your bum hole.

Deebo went in t'zeeka's booty, after she ate Taco Bell. Dat gun had to unload the car.

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Corvette Car

A Small Penis

Todd- “John has a Corvette Car.”
Jerry- “You mean a small penis?”

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bash carring

Verb. The now defunct act of driving a bash car. Any act involving a bash car. A term used to describe something relating to a bash car.

Did we decide that we would be bash carring this weekend?

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car whore

Person, typically a man, who loves his car more than his girlfriend.

Becky: Who put your new car as your background?
Simon: I did of course.
Becky: What the fuck, what's wrong with the picture you had of us?
Simon: You know I love you too.
Becky: Your such a car whore.

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chick car

Any car with 4 cylinders. The reason being, men typically favor power over economy.

Mazda Miata? Dude you just bought a chick car!

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Street Car

Any car of any caliber that will race or accelerate at high speeds down an unprepped road. Cars may range from soccer mom vans to tube chassis pro mods. If it can make it down the unprepped road it's a street car.

Person 1: That car isn't plated and insured, that's a racecar not a street car.

Person 2: Get your head out of your ass it just made the fastest pass down the unprepped street all night !

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Clown Car

A Lincoln Town Car. Often called a {jew canoe}

Jesus! Don't they come with dimmer switches for the headlights. And can't they go over 40 mPH?

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