shit-on-a-stick

Lackluster or substandard. Possibly derived from carnival meat snacks such as sausage on a stick, chicken on a stick, steak on a stick, etc.

The University of Phoenix is shit-on-a-stick.

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slammy stick

When a shutting object such as a door, locker or female's jaw closes with speed upon a man's penis. This is followed by an outburst by the man, and can sometimes cause sexual pleasure. But on the most part, it leads to death.

Jimmy: Man, I feel so bad for Joel. I'm gonna miss that guy so much.

Matt: Well that happens when you get slammy sticked.

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Machiwara Stick

A stick which is about 4 feet tall that pertrudes out of the ground, used to condition the knuckles. Can be held in place either by cement or rocks. The martial artist's Replacement for a punching bag

I punched my machiwara stick until my knuckles were raw and bloody.

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Ick stick

Ick stick: (N). A tool made of wood or metal used for the clearing of the airway of a pipe for smoking marijuana.

My piece was hitting like shit, so I made an ick stick out of a burnt incense and dug it out.

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lerpy stick

Any type of stick used to unclog the toilet

Hand me that lerpy stick, Beau just clogged the shitter!

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Dip and Stick

When you take your penis and dip it into a jar of peanut butter and then proceed to stick it into a person, place, or thing.

Chun proceeded to dip and stick Sally, while having a peanut butter sandwich.

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snow sticking

That awkward moment when you stick your stick in the snow

Im going snow sticking with my mittens

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