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The environment of the universe, of course.
''Alien ships run on electricity because they care about the Universal Environment''
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The only good university for civil engineering in all of North America. Though strong in other fields of engineering as well as account, math and science; the University of Waterloo's civil engineers are the most dangerous bunch.
I goto the Univesity of Waterloo, so I am assured a bright future
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Where all the ‘educated’ people go, they look down on everyone and anyone. Bad at sports.
Everyone who goes here is dead inside. Their family hates them.
I asked them what they were studying, they rolled their eyes and said, “fine art, obviously.
And that’s when I knew, they studied at the university of Sheffield.
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The school CS kids chooose when they don't get into Waterloo
I'm sorry to inform you you've been accepted into McMaster university
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A place where all the homos in the world come together to learn about different things to shove up their ass. You might have heard of U Maine for making up the elephant walk and the game cum cookie or maybe the record for number of dicks in a single ass hole. These are all achievements of U Maine that they are very proud of. There also known for their horrible sports that get fucked up every year. U Maine fuck you.
I hate the University of Maine there a bunch of homos
Guy 1: Dude you want to go to Canada?
Guy 2: Fuck that we'll have to go by the University of Maine and the stink of ass cum from that place is enough to make me shit out my mouth.
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A religion afraid to have beliefs, rituals, or tenets.
Unitarian Universalism is a religion to the same extent that eating fish and chicken is a vegetarian practice.
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A safety school in Quebec. Seriously - my dog could get accepted. A degree from McGill means you have the qualification to wipe the shiny asses of graduates from other, better Canadian schools. Speaking of graduates, for the ones McGill the minority are not virgins.
The school's unofficial motto is: when life goes downhill, come to McGill!
If McGill is your only option, kill yourself. Really. Your life is worthless at that point. The colossal waste of money and brain cells will have you wishing you spent more time reading in high school and less time huffing highlighters. My advice to admitted students is to empty a bottle of pain-killers and hope "mornin' don't come".
There is a dark reason why McGill students delude themselves into thinking they're going to a "prestigious" or "good Canadian school". The student body needs to face the facts (and some have) that McGill is a weak public school - shittier than most places like Univerisy of Toronto, Queen's, McMaster, UBC, Waterloo, and nowhere close to any of the top American schools. (By the way, if you ever hear a McGill student compare themselves to an American school, punch them in the face. Stupid motherfucker.) In sum, you fail at life if you go to McGill.
Coby: I guess this is better than going to McGill University.
*Kicks chair from underneath him*
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