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Its michael jordans left shoe. there is no hidden meaning im just really bored so make me urban dictionary famous thanks
Timmy "hey bro look i got Michael Jordan's left shoe! i stole it all by myself!"
Tom " i think im gonna go now"
Timmy "You tell anyone about this and your mom will hear about all the porn you've been watching"
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the most incredible, unique, random, and accident prone girl. she is very beautiful even though she thinks other-wise, but it's not the truth. she is the most amazing girl ever, period.
my puerto rican shoe maker is one of a kind.
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crocs. That’s it. They’re crocs.
shia LaBeouf could star in these see you later alligator shoes
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Sound reminicent of a particularly loose stool being expelled.
Wife: "Did you hear me taking that shit?"
Husband: "The whole street did, love. It sounded like a box of old shoes falling from the loft."
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Stop behaving immaturely. Said to adults who are acting like overgrown children and to school-age children who are acting like overgrown toddlers.
It's time for you to get serious and stop being silly. Grow up, pal! Act your age, not your shoe size!
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1. Expression for for doing something foolish or unnecessary.
2. Possessing an item that serves no purpose and/or is useless.
Person: "I just bought some new alien detecting binoculars"
Me: "You might as well be wearing broccoli for shoes."
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When one is so drunk he/she can't untie their shoes but can manage to find a knife and cut himself/herself out of them.
Coined by the band Audacity in a Victim of Time interview in Chicago 2014, "Two or three days ago we were in Iowa City and we were pretty drunk and Matty was the last one up and he had to cut his shoes off with a knife. He woke up and said “I was so drunk last night I had to cut myself out of my shoes” and I thought it was a figure of speech or something like that."
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