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A dude who simps for anybody, and I mean “anybody”. Typically a decent guy, he just simps a lot. Often found on anime or anime inspired discord servers.
Guy 1: Ayo this guy reminds me of Seb the Simp
Guy 2: Yo you’re right, he does remind me of Seb the Simp!
A state in which you have both been in a relationship with and also been friendzoned by someone you are simping for
After being friendzoned by his crush, Larry had become a quantum simp
1. Lane
2. Absolute mega simp that will do anything for a girl even if it costs him his soul.
Lane is an absolute Simp of Satan cuz he gains over any girl he sees.
A scale of 1-10 measuring the magnitude of a simp's simptitude
How do you rank on the Simp scale?
Considering I just bought her a gift hoping she'll get back with me after cheating on me, I'd say a 9+
shannon is a simp for ebenezer because she always talks about who she loves in a very affectionate way, she also does this for four of diamonds. she doesn’t know what a simp is ❤️
beth: you’re a SIMP SHANNON
shannon: how
beth: *shows this definition*
The King of Simps was the first to fall and ultimately decides the fate of other Simps.
All hail King Devin! King of the Simps and Simp City who will lead us to the holy land!
A simp that would give you anything even if they didn’t have a crush on you. They give you extra because they like you a lot, but everything they do is out of love. They’ll continue to help you even if their intentions are misunderstood.. whether they want a sexual relationship or not, the spirit inside them simply wants you to be happy.
friend 1: dude, that kid is a total simp.
friend 2: yeah, he is kind of a ghost simp though.. i feel like he just wants to help.
Ghost Simp: Hey y’all want some quesadillas? Also, i put some clean clothes in the car for ya and put some $urpises in the pockets. 😜