orange soda shordy

crush

messy you my orange soda shordy you act like a little me…

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pine-orange banana juice

the best kind of juce there is. theoretically, anyway, because no one has tried it yet. it just sounds awesome.

Ali found a can of pine-orange banana juice concentrate in her freezer and immediately opened it and stuck it in hot water.

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low five an orange man

Like a high five but with your foot. Between you and a man with orange hair.

Why would I want to high five a pretty girl when I can low five an orange man with matching slippers in the comfort of my own home?

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useless orange bag of shit

Phrase attributed to the 45th president of the United States. From the Gaelic "ablach buidhearg gun fheum" for Orange Fucktard. Literal translation "a hunk of redyellow crap without use"

President Windmills Give You Cancer is the ultimate useless orange bag of shit -- how did he ever get elected?

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Apple Orange Juice Nigga

A Lazy ass nigga who wouldn't eat breakfast in the morning unless somebody made it for him. SO INSTEAD OF MAKING EGGS AND BACON THEY DRINK APPLE JUICE BECAUSE THEY DRANK ALL THE DAMN ORANGE JUICE WITH THERE LAZY ASSES. SO NIGGAS WHO ACTUALLY MAKE BREAKFAST IN THE MORNING CAN'T ENJOY IT WITH ORANGE JUICE.

I can't wait to eat my bacon and egg sandwich. Let me pour some orange juice real quick, wait where is the orange juice? DAMN, MY LAZY ASS BROTHER DRANK ALL THE ORANGE JUICE. THAT'S SOME APPLE ORANGE JUICE SHIT. Damn Apple Orange Juice Nigga

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peel an orange in your pocket

to generally be a tight ass mofo who would never share his biscuits with u or such items.

Scott: Can i have a biscuit please??

Philippe: No, i bought these biscuits. They're mine!!!

Scott: U tight mofo, i bet u can peel an orange in your pockets!!

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Ass-N-Orange

the smell of ASS and ORANGE together. Can be smelt if you clean a 2 month old OJ Jar and use it as a Bong.

Yeah my bong smells like Ass-N-Orange!

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