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A game in which the Patriots had a golden opportunity to win the game until Wes Welker dropped a perfect pass. The Giants put a drive together and the game pretty much ended there. History repeated itself.
Football Nut 1: Dude did you watch Super Bowl XLVI?!
Football Nut 2: Yeah, until Wes Welker dropped that pass! I was pissed! I lost 20 dollars!
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A popular friend by Jeff Green on Curb Your Enthusiasm - "You're just a big bowl of wrong." or "That's a big bowl of wrong."
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When you have a girl shart in your face covering you in dusty shit particles.
Last night I had Sarah over and she gave me the nastiest Kansas Dust Bowl ever. I washed my face for 20 minutes to get it off.
I don't like to fill the candy bowl at work, I prefer my own toilet at home.
Can we stop the car at the next rest stop? I need to fill the candy bowl.
After a big thanksgiving dinner, I always need to fill the candy bowl.
A recreational sport played by those who drive through West Coconut Grove (Miami), Florida. The object of the game is to avoid those people who place themselves in the middle of Grand Avenue as living bowling pins. They do this for one of two reasons a) they are looking to reap the benefit of an insurance claim or b) are high on crack.
The sport is almost always played after sunset and a participant must take caution while driving Grand Avenue as the pins tend to blend into the night. Special attention must be made during the bonus rounds when residents of the neighborhood take to their bicycles.
Your driving down the road, a black crack head drops out of the dark, you swerve to avoid him but ‘POW’ you've made contact and have just played Grand Avenue Bowling.
when you poop in a dry toilet and the turd stands on end like a soldier going to battle
Timmy came home turtling badly so he dashed to the toilet; when he finished Timmy got up and saw a dry bowl salute—a brown turd standing on end saying “SIR YES SIR” before getting flushed away.
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Eat a bowl of dicks....phrase means...put a pile of random penises in your mouth.... Bitch.
Variation...eat a whole bowl of dicks......Please place a whole pile penises in your word hole, by means of a bowl.
Used in a sentence
Hey asshole......eat a bowl of dicks.
Mikey was an insulant prick last night and I told him to eat a whole bowl of dicks.
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