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the new operating system from microsoft that is in development, it is supposed to be the holy grail of operating systems, its 64 bit coded and mixed with a powerfull video card. this OS can do some damage.
in stores 2005
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Having a sexual relationship, even though it is long-distance. You may not get to touch each other at all. Cheaper than marriage.
Me: You look tired.
Him: Yeah, I'm having a long distance fucking last night with your sister and she got me exhausted.
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last night me and my daddy long stoke had alot of fun by ourselves ;)
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Rich white elitist liberal assholes are known as snowflakes. Chris Long is a Snowflake.
Since Chris Long got cut from the Patriots he is back living in his dad's basement and blaming President Trump for his crummy life.
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a question asked to someone with a long face that looks like a horse
chris:YIII 29 days play time
hayden:why the long face?
bram:why the long vagina
tom:why the long wheelchair
everyone:Shut the fuck up TOM no1 likes you
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A Pink and Green giraffe on Rt 60 in Huntington WV. Rumor has it he has a 10 inch cock, couple felonies and baby mommas!
I hope Pinky Long Neck blows my back out this weekend!
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Man i made it on the Mile long club with a fine girl..
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