mcewans moment

A sudden case of diarrhoea, caused by over-ingestion of the popular Scottish beer.

'I've been on the throne all day, having a McEwan's Moment. That's what seven pints of it does for you'

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Wahoo Moment

When you wake up in the middle of the night and burn a quick toke before going back to bed. Similar to a snack in the middle of the night.

I woke up at 2 am today and had a couple of one hitters, then went back to sleep for a few more hours. It was a wahoo moment.

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hani moment

the hani of moments that hanied through everyone, our lord and savior is hanio
When to use: when confronted with something bad say hani moment.

1: hey did you kill my dog?
2: hani moment
1:oh ok

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A Dan moment

A Dan moment is when you do something incredibly dumb and it causes you to be the center of harsh jokes that never end.

"I think my leg just shrank!"
"Thats a Dan moment."

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E-Moment

A moment worth remembering. A point of where it makes someone, usually a mentally handicapped person go: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-a"

Rated on a 1-10 scale.
1. being your socks get wet
10. your best friend is eaten by mountain lions in the woods.

Paul: My name paul
Your dumbass: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-a, fucin E-Moment.

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Pi Moment

When the public announcement of the proof of a famous unsolved problem on π turned out to be short-lived, because the result was later found to contain grave errors.

Mathematicians worldwide were excited to hear that the number (π + e) has been proved to be transcendental (i.e., its value can’t be the root of an algebraic equation with rational coefficients), but the news was nothing but a pi moment.

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Yuuko moment

Its when she says something weird on Twitter.

Yuuko: Backyardigans> my hero academia. That is a yuuko moment

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