Snow monkey

Another term for wigger. More commonly associated with Staten Island white boys who believe themselves to be gangster. Typically seperated into tribes on the basis of the color of thier bubbles jackets. Also known for driving around with thier daddy's Mercedes and obnoxiously loud Nextel cell phones.

"Yo Bro! Don't piss me off or I'll holla at my boys on my Nextel"

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Monkey Whore

A whore who works for Bananas.

You know that Monkey Whore down on 5th street. She turns tricks for Bananas.

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Monkey Mask

When a person is sleeping you blow your load on their face and then rip out some of your pubes and stick them to the persons face

Ben went to sleep way too early and for that he is getting the monkey mask

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Monkey Facial

when you are hanging from a tree and you ejaculate into someones face.

so i was giving ryan nelson a blowjob in my tree and all the sudden he gives me a monkey facial...we are through

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Snatch Monkey

An extremely unreasonable, obnoxious person.

Wow I cannot believe that stupid snatch monkey ratted me out.

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sad monkey

A pitiful saying one friend says to another when they're feeling miserable, but don't care enough to find actual words to comfort them with.

Friend 1: UUUGGGH! MY LIFE SUCKS!!
Friend 2: Whys that?!?!
Friend 1: I lost my cell phone, my boyfriend dumped me, I just got grounded and I have a mountain of homework!!
Friend 2: Aww...sad monkey :(

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hedge monkey

Usually found at the free party, wearing either a dark hoody or some variation of hippy clothing made from 'hemp' or whatever. The Hedge monkey won't make any sense if spoken to, instead they will blurt out a mish-mash of random words all muddled together before laughting a little, pulling a rediculous contorted face, swaying a bit and taking a swig from the spliff in their left hand and trying to smoke the can of special brew in their right.
It is not uncommon to see crusty lumps of ketamine amalgomated with snot on the hedge monkeys nose.
A hedge monkeys hair is usually home to many animals and used as a home by local birds and cats.
Hedge monkeys have their own dance, a strange repetitive forward-backward motion, like you'd imagine an insane person to do. usually to psy-trance, techno, acid tecnho, gabba etc...

Are you coming to the free party to hedge it with us?

Look at that hedger, she's set her legs on fire with her poi-chains

The club had more hedge monkeys than all of Goa

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