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In prison, I got thumped in the o-ring, and I could barely walk afterwards!
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A word your fucked up mother calls you when she is yelling at you and you are listening to your ipod and pretending you can't hear her.
"Give my you ipod and phone you ring-tailed bitch!"
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Blowing a puff of air directed at one's exposed anus.
Hey, thanks for the Peach Ring.
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A Mickey Mouse ring is a used term by Lebron haters, which they use to claim that the Lakers 2020 NBA Championship was too easy for them and they didn’t have any competition. There are also excuses that the Lakers won because of the suspension of the NBA for 4 months then resuming to the Bubble.
“LeBron and Lakers Mickey Mouse ring doesn’t count”.
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The ring of excrement left around the finger after digital anal penetration.
Floot: hey Karl I didn't know you were married.
Karl: I'm not...it's just my Dutch wedding ring.
Floot: wow how many karats is it?
Karl: no, that's a piece of corn.....
A ring that a single person, usually a girl, wears on her left ring finger to simulate being engaged in order to prevent being hit on or to stave off general unwanted attention.
Guy: Hey, are you seeing someone?
Girl: **Obviously disinterested, shows faux-gagement ring** Yea, I am. Sorry.
Guy: Oh, never mind then.
Binners ring or chefs ring is the term given to a bum hole that has been subject to hours of intense heat and friction associated with the work activity’s of bin men or chefs. A tacky hoop that has become itchy and chaffed through the day.
Christopher had developed a chronic case of Binners/chefs ring during his shift today. His piece was so sore and itch that he had to apply a dusting of talc to provide relief.
A paste has now formed....
Andy has been running around behind the bin truck all day, emptying bins as fast as he can so he can leave work early. The consequence of running in hi-vis pants all day .... a tacky hoop and ultimately a fatal dose of binners ring