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to masterbate
yo i'll be there in about 45 minutes... i gotta cook some pizza pops first
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We were just cold shooting some hoop when that nigga flipped out over a foul or some shit. So we shot him.
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A phrase lamenting that sometimes things go your way, and sometimes they do not. A proverbial shrug of the shoulders and a humble acceptance that we do not possess the power to control everything and we must be content to let the chips fall where they may.
Contrary to the vernacular... it has nothing to do with the region pertaining to Jerusalem or any other aspect of Jewish culture. Just a play on words people.
Guy: Fuck man, I took two subways and a cab to get this show and all the tickets are sold out.
Unsympathetic Friend: Eh, you win some, Jerusalem. Fuck it, let's go bowling.
Friend 1: How's it going with that new chick... the one with the bug eyes, cute tits and pompadour?
Friend 2: Eh, turns out she's got a lot of baggage and has a biting case of Baby Rabies
Friend 1: Damn, that sucks.
Friend 2: What are you gonna do?... You win some, Jerusalem.. right?
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Guy #1: Hey, nice move with Becky. You dodged a bullet.
Guy #2: I know, right?
Guy #1: Yeah, give me some knuck.
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Legend.
Look Some Creepy Old Dude up on Facebook.
It's an awesome page... and sexy.
Look it up all all will make sense.
Loser: you like Waycest yah?
Some Creepy Old Dude: of course, I'm its pimp.
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Referring to the already published word on urban dictionary: Asthma with the meaning: A girl that has a large butt.
Albuterol is a prescription medication for Asthma.
As in a person who has Asthma (in this case a large butt) would need Albuterol.
Oooooooeeeee that girl has so much asthma, that girl needs some Albuterol.
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to borrow money, asking someone to lend you money
whats up my dog lend me some hens ill get you back on the flip side
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