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1) Delivering or receiving unexpected compassion, kindness or affection.
2) Surprise sex or sexual acts that are welcomed by the recipient.
1) He showed up with flowers today and dropped some serious ninja love on her.
2) She climbed over the arm rest and offered him some hot ninja love right in his truck.
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A person, or manoeuvre, that is not particularly stealthy or well thought out; self-sabotage of your own endeavours through inadvertent ignorance
A corduroy ninja can be caught hiding behind a curtain that doesn't reach all the way to the floor, cleaning his ear with an ice pick, or jumping off a pier when he can't swim
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A person who cums without having any reaction so their partner is unaware.
I was ridding my boyfriend and he had an orgasm without me knowing about it. He is a ninja cummer.
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the act of spewing very quickly and without people noticing usually while drinking.
dude i didnt make the toilet so i ninja spewed in that pot plant.
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Ranch dressing, or a slight derivative thereof so named for its variety of food combination possibilites.
"Why are you using ketchup with those fries? Here, try some of my ninja sauce."
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go to narutochuunin.com, go to multimeadia and download Ninja of the NIght AMV. tis some funny ass shit man. Naruto RAWCKS! and i am no Narutard!
"In the confusion of a smoke bomb i can remove your bra and you wouldnt even notice. i can jump roof. to roof. and get my friends free cable, its bad ass. i used my chinese star to pick the locks and steal your car. ROCK AND ROLE!"
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Secretly taking a dump while getting your cock sucked. Also known as a stealth bomber.
I ninja blumpkined Sally when she offered to give me head in the bathroom. Afterward she asked why I picked a toilet with a log already in it.
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