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Sex is like maths

You add the bed
You subtract the clothes
You divide the legs
And you pray that you don’t multiply!

Idk what to write here πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ŒπŸ»
Sex is just sex.

by Please help!! πŸ€ͺπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ–•πŸ» October 2, 2019

6πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Sex

The thing mommy and daddy did to make you.

"Your mother and I had sex. So in a few months, you'll have a baby brother or sister. If it's neither or both, mommy and daddy will just have to try again. If it ends up looking 'darker' than you mommy and myself, I'll teach you all about DNA testing."

by bigmak93 July 22, 2014

5πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


sex

Kristine refers to an animal in the sack. Her one-tracked mind only thinks about the female speices. All kristines are lesbians. Beware as they hunt they're prey in the dark (while naked) and can pounce at any moment. Kristine is a sexually aggresive individual.

This girl is a sexually aggresive animal in the sack. Sometimes she hunts prostitutes for a living and humps them in a bush. If you have this name, you are positively a lesbian.

by krisy... x January 9, 2008

26πŸ‘ 81πŸ‘Ž


sex

Sex is like math:

You add the bed,

Subtract the clothes,

Divide the legs,

And pray you don't multiply.

sex...that’s the only kinda math i like....

by moorea/lucy March 23, 2018

5πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Sex

When 2 men get together and bake a cake with their dicks in each others ass holes

Sukai and Seedot finally sexed!

what a buncha cakes

by Khak October 8, 2011

6πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


sex

Two couples, Boy and girl, kiss and cuddle while moaning and sucking. Man sticks his dick in girls vagina, as they moan and hump to give pleasure. Man with no condom on makes a baby.

"Jim and I had sex last night, it was great."

by ImSoShort January 7, 2017

5πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


sex

So amazingly hot, fantastic, gorgeous that they are equivalent to the embodiment of sex

Summer Spencer is the sex.

by Shtewkitteh August 9, 2010

6πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž