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In a situation when you must think of the right words for a sentence, but you fall under full hesitation. This is the higher form of a brain fart in to which your entire comprehension of the human language collapses just short of succumbing to a stroke.
"I was on stage to present my piece for the debate championship, but my brain just stopped. It didn't feel like a brain fart as much as full blown {Mental Crohn's."
The thing mommy and daddy did to make you.
"Your mother and I had sex. So in a few months, you'll have a baby brother or sister. If it's neither or both, mommy and daddy will just have to try again. If it ends up looking 'darker' than you mommy and myself, I'll teach you all about DNA testing."
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A nickname for anyone who regularly gives blowjobs (preferably in 69 position) where their nostrils are large enough to fit an average sized pair of testicles.
"Filmed a scene with Egg Cups yesterday. You're not kidding, my balls fit right on his damn nostrils!"
A replacement for "he, she" in the case of someone not wishing to be referred to as he or she. Also works for the replacement of him or her as blem.
Original credit to Lyle McDouchebag (Twitch.tv, 2014-03-04)
"Blee was my friend before. But ever since blee referred to me as "he", I have been denying the existence of blem."
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The sensation of performing any offline activity involving any sort of brand, then noticing an advertisement for said brand in your Facebook timeline days later at most. As if your mind has been hacked by Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg in order to read your thoughts to personalize your ads based off all brand information seen.
Tom Example 1: I seen this dude bust his head on the concrete at the park and said "You need a Band-Aid, bro!" Next day, my Facebook feed had like 3 Band-Aid ads!
Drew NameHere: I think you got Zucker-Bugged, bro!