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A layer of toilet paper put into the toilet to prevent a back splash whilst taking a dump.
Russ don't forget to lay out the turd trampoline. Protect that ass from the shit water splash.
Similar to the cycles of function for an M4 rifle, except that you are extracting a turd during anal sex, allowing it to fall level with the vagina, then chambering it into her pussy with your cock. Your penis is used as the bolt carrier group.
I don't think I will be seeing Sarah anymore. We got a little kinky last night and I ended up chambering a turd. The weird thing is she actually liked it, but I don't know if I can live with myself.
Very painful 15 minutes worth of pooping almost your insides out because of all the lumber you carry all day. It's usually a lot of sounds of pain followed by a sort of diarrhea pressure washer spray of poop.
Oh my God Bob has lumber turds, he's pooping his brains out. I can hear him screaming and the smell is very alien like.
A big, fresh dog poo waiting just around a busy corner to ruin a poor, unsuspecting pedestrian’s day
I was out jogging in my brand new, white sneakers yesterday, turned into north street and went surfing on a massive turd of prey! I swear it was just waiting to ruin my trainers. I spent 5 hours cleaning cack out of the soles with my mum’s toothbrush!
A special knife dedicated to slice up the turd that's too big to flush.
Bloody hell, that was a big one. Just had to get the turd chopper out.
A turd savant is the Rainman of poop. This unique genius can tell you the state of your health with a quick look at your poop.
Turd savant: See how that log veers to the left? Not good. Drink chamomile tea at bedtime for a week to get more rest. Then snap a pic of your morning poop, text it to me and I will give you an update.
A follower of a Trump family member despite all available information and logic that would make a normal rational person summarily reject the thought the notion.
Dude, I was going to throw an open party at the lake with live music but was afraid all the Trump turds would show up and ruin the vibe.