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The circular imprint that develops in the skin of a wallet when a single man has carried an as-yet unused condom in it for too long.
Even after removing the contraceptive wang-sleeve (usually due to expiration rather than use), the single man's ring will usually persist for months to come. Upon close inspection, the single man's ring may occasionally be found pressed into banknotes and jeans pockets.
Wandering the bars on Wednesday night, Pete realised the single man's ring which had developed in his wallet announced to all bartenders that he was wedded to the sadboi life.
when u call sofos from 6 diffferent electrical mobile devices to persue neurotransmitter chemicals known as catecholamines are released causing you to experience a burst of energy lasting up to several minutes. This burst of energy is behind the common angry desire to take immediate protective action. after that u call him death threats and bitchless cause darius has more female interaction
bro i was sofos perma ringing this kid and he satrted crying as if he say a riginos ranked carrier
Another word for a butt hole; southern slang; sphincter.
She was genuinely surprised when she was tagged in her Arkansas Promise Ring!
British way of saying call me.
Hey Joe can you give me a ring when you get home. ☎️📞
When someone gives you the ring of a water bottle,you have to marry them.
Person 1:Hey look what I have *takes out water bottle ring*Here!*gives person 2 the ring*You now have to marry me!
Person 2:I- Ok then-
To have sex with two clowns simultaneously. This may end in a creampie, though not always the kind you're expecting.
"Say, Jim, you feeling okay? You have a haunted air about you."
"Last night I had a Three-Ring Circus and now my wife wants a divorce."
Going to town on yourself with a rubber glove on in the public toilets at Westfield shopping centre.
I heard some bloke in the dunnys ringing the chooks neck today.
what a grub