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British way of saying call me.
Hey Joe can you give me a ring when you get home. ☎️📞
When someone gives you the ring of a water bottle,you have to marry them.
Person 1:Hey look what I have *takes out water bottle ring*Here!*gives person 2 the ring*You now have to marry me!
Person 2:I- Ok then-
You and a partner braid your pubic hair to your asshole hair, creating a cock ring, using your braided hair only.
Friend: Did you get lucky last night with Lauren?
Me: Yeah, she braided me a Caveman Cock Ring
The ring impression left by storing a condom in your wallet, especially for a long period of time.
After storing the condom for the past seven years, I developed a bad case of ring around the wallet.
A kinky fanfic for one of your ships that got/ is getting/ or whom you would like to get married (to).
Please stop writing 'hump ring ships' about me and my boyfriend, we aren't getting married.
Yeah well this fanfic says otherwise.
When you stay in bed for so long that the time in bed exceeds the 'normal' sleep duration by approximately 9 hours and 18 minutes ( the duration of all three lord of the rings films without extended the editions).
It is also worth noting that an 'extended Lord of the Rings lie-in' exceeds 11 hours 20 minutes of 'normal' sleep time due to that being as long as the extended edition of the trilogy.
'Ahh Dave's having a Lord of the Rings lie-in after getting particularly messy last night'
1. A person who really alters your moods. Whatever they're feeling reflects what you feel, because you're that attached to them.
2. A person who can really tell what someone else is feeling just by looking at them. Usually caring. They also get to use the phrase "I know you" all the time.
1."Yvonne is my personal human mood ring. I really care for him, so of course I'm not feeling so great right now...look at him."
2.human mood ring-"Hey what's wrong?"
stupid bitch-"Nothing...SIGH"
human mood ring-"Come on I can tell you're sad, I KNOW you"