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1. The tide mark left by anal sex
2. When the Czech delicacy Trdelnik in tube form is put to its intended use on a hot summers day, leaving a Nutella ridge at the base of your pork sword.
As I asked her to go down on me, I suddenly noticed my chocolate cock ring.
A set of brass knuckles.
Todd got beaten up by some thug wearing an Irish wedding ring.
when instead of wiping your ass after you shit, you just bend your soft cock back and piss it clean
steve walks into motel room with old southern motel owner
old skinny southern guy in overalls- this is the room, only 30 bucks for the night
steve- not bad but theres no toilet paper
old skinny southern guy- not a problem
steve- so youll get more
old skinny southern guy- no need for all that city witchery, just giv er a good ol golden ring wash
steve- wtf is that? when you piss the shit off your ass?
old skinny southern guy- yep
steve- o.. thats actualy a good idea and helps protect the ozone
The ring impression left by storing a condom in your wallet, especially for a long period of time.
After storing the condom for the past seven years, I developed a bad case of ring around the wallet.
To have sex with two clowns simultaneously. This may end in a creampie, though not always the kind you're expecting.
"Say, Jim, you feeling okay? You have a haunted air about you."
"Last night I had a Three-Ring Circus and now my wife wants a divorce."
Going to town on yourself with a rubber glove on in the public toilets at Westfield shopping centre.
I heard some bloke in the dunnys ringing the chooks neck today.
what a grub
The circular imprint that develops in the skin of a wallet when a single man has carried an as-yet unused condom in it for too long.
Even after removing the contraceptive wang-sleeve (usually due to expiration rather than use), the single man's ring will usually persist for months to come. Upon close inspection, the single man's ring may occasionally be found pressed into banknotes and jeans pockets.
Wandering the bars on Wednesday night, Pete realised the single man's ring which had developed in his wallet announced to all bartenders that he was wedded to the sadboi life.