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Jake from State Farm likes his khakis.
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Mississippi State. Where students drive tractors to school, and fuck cows in their spare time. State fans can be seen enjoying an Alabama hot pocket with their families while tailgating, and indulging in copious amounts of alcohol.
Dude, I was going to go to Mississippi State University, but I didn't wanna catch cow aids!
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The one place in the world who can send back immigrants in relief aid situations.
The one place that can contribute relief aid to devastated countries by sending back their immigrants
Hey man, did you hear about that earthquake in Mexico last Thursday?
Nope, don't think I did.
It was a bad one, killed roughly 500,000 people.
Goodness Gracious!!
Yes, yes very devastating. The good thing is that Great Britain sent $2,000,000 in relief funds, spain sent $500,000, and the United States of America sent replacement Mexicans.
I am proud to be an Americano!
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Some d3 school who people in Phoenix think is d1, bad at every sport besides men’s volleyball, shitty parties and everyone can’t go a day without saying how nkeal Harry got drafted by the patriots. NAU is better. #gaySU
Bro did you hear how nkeal Harry got drafted by the patriots!!!!
Dude that happened a year ago
Yea but atleast Arizona state university had James harden
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Regional university located in Clarksville, Tennessee, on land which has been used for educational purposes since 1806. APSU offers majors in programs as diverse as Agriculture, Business, Computers, Education, Nursing, Theater & Dance, etc. Currently the fastest growing university in Tennessee.
H.S. student #1: Where are you applying to college?
H.S. student #2: Austin Peay State University - I want to major in Psychology. What about you?
H.S. student #1: Me, too - I want to major in Physics.
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When you’re just tooooo good and you’re in that mindset
Originated from Tyler’s sick freestyle
“IM IN A TILTED TOWERS STATE OF MINDDDDD”
When something or somebody is losing a championship 3 - 1, then comes back to win 4 - 3.
"Dude, the Chicago Cubs were just Pulling a Golden State Warriors!"