Oh My Gato

A saying used to describe something that is mind boggling, extraordinary, devastating, orgasmic, or hilarious

Your girlfriend shit the bed OH MY GATO

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Oh My Shit

An exclamation that combines the emotions of:
1) Oh My God!
2) Shit!

Usually used when you are feeling both of those things simultaneously...

Guy #1: "Dude, I just bought myself a brand new H2".

Guy #2: "Oh My Shit! Have you lost your fucking mind? That gas-guzzling monstrosity is such a limp-dick-mobile!"

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oh my god

An exclamation of shock or surprise, often used repeatedly by stupid people who are shocked and surprised by almost everything and insert it into conversations whenever possible

"Oh my God, Becky, look at her butt!"

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Oh daddy poo

When your with your daddy (any kind) and he sharts

Daddy: *sharts*

Her:Oh daddy poo! What a big one you got there

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oh fuck off

something you say when you want some to fuck off. it's usually said if you're surprised.

Hey matt! I think I just shit my pants!
OH FUCK OFF!

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Oh, Fuck me.

Relating to the terms Fail and Epic Fail, this statement Is used when things go horribly wrong, like the Russians firing a nuke at themselves.

Russian ICBM Guidance Officer: Sir, the missile is not heading for America.
Russian Commander: Well where is it heading to?
Guidance Officer: Us, Sir.
Commander: Oh, fuck me.

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Oh My Bad

1. It's a strong emotion or exclamation of acknowledging your shortcoming, fault, or evil done.
2. It's expression of surprise out of wrongly said or done.

oh my bad! I press the wrong key :-(

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