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When you get so drunk you puke all over yourself and your friends stuff and when youre in the bathroom throwing up all over yourself you dont know if its puke or poop, so you ask your friends and they sit there and laugh at your drunk ass... That is poop time
Friend: Dude it's poop time
You: Dude nooooo! Get out of my house!
Friend: (blaaaaaaah) puking all over your stuff
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the act of inserting one's finger in one's anus, retrieving that finger, and then inserting the same finger in someone else's ear.
Jane took it too far when, after recieving a wet willy from Jack, she gave him a poop willy.
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To participate in a FaceTime conversation on one's iPhone or iPad while sitting on the toilet, taking a poop.
An evolution of the Poop Text
Andrew hates it when I poop text him, so I poop FaceTimed him instead!
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Much like the average facial we all know and love, except in this case the ejaculate is replaced with shit from ones anus.
The dirty german girl couldnt get enough skat porn, so I offered to give the frowlein a poop facial
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The same affects of being sexually offened in the anus hole.
When you take a huge shit that your ass feels like its on fire and you feel like you cannot walk the next day.
The feeling of stretched, shitted out organs.
Warm, painfull, feeling in anus.
"Hey Cuc, I just took a huge shit"
"Ohh, I know what that is its called being poop raped, it happens to me all the time."
"Yeah, I don't think I will be able to walk tomorrow"
"That happened to me too, Nick noticed"
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Watery, poop extract that comes out when a person thinks they are just farting. Also is known to come from dogs when they fart
You will have to wash that poop juice outta your pants.
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1)something to yell out the window of your car either to startle them or just give them something to think about.
2)something outrageous to say in a casiual conversation.
1)passing motorist- "POOP IS LUBE FUCKERS!"
unsuspecting old lady pedestrians- "What? ewwwwww!"
2) guy A- "Ya i dont know about this final. man im really nervous."
guy B- "Well you know what i always say? Poop is lube"
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