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Elanora state high school

A shitty rough school full of eshays and druggo teenagers. Grade 7s act like they’re tough as shit. Principal and Deputy Principal are real tosspots as are most of the teachers. Bullying is never dealt with and you’d get a detention for wearing black socks instead of white. Enter this school at your own risk.

James: Hey bro, what school ya go to?

Henry: Elanora State High School, man.

James: I’ll pray you get out alive, bro.

by Uber eats October 19, 2019

10👍 2👎


jake from State Farm

my only friend

Jake from State Farm likes his khakis.

by chicken is noice October 24, 2015

30👍 12👎


Mississippi State University

Mississippi State. Where students drive tractors to school, and fuck cows in their spare time. State fans can be seen enjoying an Alabama hot pocket with their families while tailgating, and indulging in copious amounts of alcohol.

Dude, I was going to go to Mississippi State University, but I didn't wanna catch cow aids!

by Righteous Slaughter May 5, 2019

4👍 9👎


Arizona State University

Some d3 school who people in Phoenix think is d1, bad at every sport besides men’s volleyball, shitty parties and everyone can’t go a day without saying how nkeal Harry got drafted by the patriots. NAU is better. #gaySU

Bro did you hear how nkeal Harry got drafted by the patriots!!!!

Dude that happened a year ago
Yea but atleast Arizona state university had James harden

by Jesus Of Truth December 5, 2019

5👍 14👎


United States of America

The one place in the world who can send back immigrants in relief aid situations.

The one place that can contribute relief aid to devastated countries by sending back their immigrants

Hey man, did you hear about that earthquake in Mexico last Thursday?

Nope, don't think I did.

It was a bad one, killed roughly 500,000 people.

Goodness Gracious!!

Yes, yes very devastating. The good thing is that Great Britain sent $2,000,000 in relief funds, spain sent $500,000, and the United States of America sent replacement Mexicans.

I am proud to be an Americano!

by NAD216 August 30, 2011

3👍 13👎


Austin Peay State University

Regional university located in Clarksville, Tennessee, on land which has been used for educational purposes since 1806. APSU offers majors in programs as diverse as Agriculture, Business, Computers, Education, Nursing, Theater & Dance, etc. Currently the fastest growing university in Tennessee.

H.S. student #1: Where are you applying to college?
H.S. student #2: Austin Peay State University - I want to major in Psychology. What about you?
H.S. student #1: Me, too - I want to major in Physics.

by JKHero January 30, 2009

17👍 6👎


Tilted Towers State of Mind

When you’re just tooooo good and you’re in that mindset

Originated from Tyler’s sick freestyle

IM IN A TILTED TOWERS STATE OF MINDDDDD”

by Jakey Christ May 1, 2021