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The 1999 Camry Cruising On Van Nuys & Roscoe With A Sketchy Moose Mindset
Cocktail
is a cocktail made my Moose
Spicy Tamarindo Vodka
Spicy Chamoy
Tajin - lots
and a splash of Israeli grapefruit juice (Prigat)
stirred over ice
served in a tall glass
Bottoms up and cause marriage problems
I gotta get me The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail
Gotta get my mind thinking dark while driving a 1999 Camry
I gotta call Moose
Where’s Moose!!!
FUCK!!! IM GONNA DO IT
FUCKKKKKKKK
(Sip)
I don't know him but he is very trustworthy and honest so if he says he has candy, you best get in the van.
Vanman: hey kid d'you want some candy?
Child: I sure do mister.
Vanman: then get in the van.
Kid1: I heard there's a man with a white van on the corner.
Kid2: I'm gonna ask if he has some candy
A picture of a penis, known colloquially as a "dick pic"
It's most sarcastic use is of sending a publicity still of the actor Dick Van Dyke to a friend - you did indeed send a picture of a Dick. However, this can be best used when moaning to a friend (in polite society) when you have become the unwilling recipient of a picture of an actual penis.
Two minutes of chatting with this guy online, and he send me a Van Dyke...
Fricken awesome last name man! Good on ya. What a beast you are. WHEN YOU MEET A VAN EEKELEN TELL THEM THAT YOU THINK THEY ARE IDIAN. They will love you and obsess over you until you kill them.
hehe
bye
have fun with your VAN EEKELENS
"Oh look! Her last name is VAN EEKELEN. She must be dutch!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Don't say she is dutch. You must say she is INDIAN. Then she will love you and like you and will kill you if you leave her. haahahahahahahahahah"
A condition caused by driving round dial in a commercial vehicle all day when it is overly warm with no air conditioning, leaving the occupants with smelly/sweaty arses'
"Fuck me mate, you have proper Van Arse on today!"
The greatest maths teacher of all time. No, greatest teacher of all time. Funny, smart, handsome, he has it all. My favourite South African and maybe my favourite man in the whole world.
Man I love Mr Jansen Van Rensburg.
Who doesn't? He's the best.
Midwestern American slang for furry sex cults.
A friend of mine regularly heads up to Lake Michigan to do van stuff.