why we can't have nice things

Why we can't have nice things (Also known as this is the reason why we can't have nice things) is an expression used to show anger or disappointment over an object or action.

Person 1: *posts long, extremely sexual post about Children's show on internet.
Person 2: *reads over shoulder as Person 1 types post.
Person 2: This is why we can't have nice things!

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We Built this City on Rock and Roll

I think everyone can agree that this is the worst song ever.

Starship are such glam wannabe's.

"Don't you remember...we built this city on rock and roll..."

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We hate peekos and so do you

The motto of Chess Club We hate Peekos. It is a really good motto.

Friend: Do you like peekos? I do.
Me: WE HATE PEEKOS AND SO DO YOU MEANWHILE I AM NOT COMMINGLED TRASH, BRO!

god is dead and we have killed him

Yeah... Aye there's no denying it.

Ok, Furry's exist, God is dead and we have killed him

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We Need to Sit Down and Think About This

A very long, profound way of saying, "Let's have a 3-hour meeting about how to do 5 minutes' worth of work."

Bob: "Should I book the grant money at quarter end or a third each month?"

Bob's Boss: "Well that might have an effect when we try to qualify the income. If the Board can't correlate the paradigm shift correctly, they might not be able to understand how we cross-mapped the budget and the actuals. We need to sit down and think about this."

Bob: "I should've just fucking posted it."

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I'm kidding, we're sisters, we talk

When you were just kidding, and want to inform someone that your sisterly bond is not broken; you will still talk, from time to time.

"dude i just shided and farded and camed"
"WTF"
"i'm kidding, we're sisters, we talk"
"oh thank baby jesus"

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all da planes we flew

a symbolic phrase that embodies all of the good memories in a relationship

dude: “yo, all da planes we flew”
bro: “shittt man, all the planes we flew!”

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