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A Catholic Prep School in Kirkwood, Missouri that robs your parents of hard earned money. Intellectually devoid and often referred to as a "daycare", a class period at Vianney usually includes looking at pornography and/or fantasy baseball or watching a shitty movie from the late 1990s. (Bonus points if it stars Ben Stiller or Owen Wilson).
Vianney is ghey. Like buttsecks.
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A school next mexicos border, full of pendejos and drug addicts. In which boys fuck any hoe that stands up infront of them, and girls come out pregnant 24/7. Commonly everyone there thinks they are “sicarios” or “cholos”.
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Minnetonka high school was founded in 1952 and quickly became the best Minneapolis suburb public school. We are skippers; smart, kind, innovative, polite, popular, excellent, and sophisticated. Not only do we have a coffee shop in our school, we also bought iPads for students and teachers. Plus we have the best theatre in the area. So Edina can suck it and stuff their faces with cake....cake eaters.
Edina may have cake but we have the lake!
Minnetonka High school is superior to all; Potkins, E.D.I.N.A., and the Trojans
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Twenty minutes west of Fort Worth, Aledo Texas is the place where rich snobby kids from All Saints, Country Day, Trinity Valley, Southwest Christian, Nolan...you name it, any FW private school...are sent by their parents if they don't feel like paying a shit ton of money to go somewhere they can party and get an education at. The football team is incredible, just like their parties. It's 20 minutes away from FW, 15 if you go over the speed limit, 10 away from Weatherford. Technically, the highschool is in an old cow pasture, but Aledo is growing so it isn't too noticeable. The kids throw sick parties. Go to a football game and you'll find kids with water bottles full of skyy or Whataburger cups full of captain morgan. Weed used to be popular, but is dying out. 1/2 the girls look old enough to be in sororities at TCU (since that's where they all go) as well as all of the wanna-be frat dad's. Skim the halls and you'll see
A) 30 people wearing polo shirts
B) 50 kids wearing sperrys
C) 5 couples making out
D) 3 pot heads
E) the one and only JGray
An hour and a half away from PK, 20 mins from FW, an hour and a half from Dallas, Aledo really is the shit.
"Dude, you go to Aledo High School?"
"Ya..why"
"I've heard they party like it's 1999 in their BMW's and audi's"
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Everything is not as it seems. This Daytona Beach school has a surprisingly nice campus that was wrecked in moments by the below average students. Every student from Mainland agrees that they are the best school around; however, no one else seems to agree. The athletics actually are not top ranked, but the students will say otherwise. The school is most notoriously known for being the most ghetto school in the county (being challenged only by Pineridge High School). The school is also known for the fact that the local celebrity Sydney Beiber. Most civilians would agree that Mainland is NOT the school that they would prefer to attend.
Mainland High School student: Ya, we are basically perfect.
Everyone else: Ok but no. Stop.
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An uppermiddle classified school, stuck in California. Words such as Brah, Bro, Girl, like, and sketchy are common. Clothes such as Abercrombie, Hollister, and many other brands will be found here. Oakton takes pride in their athletics and image. In fact we just put up new bushes and flags, among many other things entering the football field. But we still haven't fixed that water leakage in our ceiling! What a surprise.
Many teenagers at this school are in fact athletic. If you aren't athletic, take part in a sport, don't even think about making conversation with those whom do. You will be shunned. Our lacrosse, Field Hockey, and Football players are cherished among other sports. A lot of them are meat heads, arrogant, and pretty much bond together. They have their fair share of suck up's, and teachers who favor. Though however, some might grow up to be successful, but karma will always be there. Most of them won't get scholarships for the sports they play, either. Of course this bit of reality hasn't hit them yet. Many others who aren't well known would gladly sell their soul for a bit of recognition. Thus, sucking up.
Image is important. The girls like short denim mini skirts, hollister tank tops that squeeze their boobs together to give them more pact with their push up bras. Freshly shaven tanned legs, cakey makeup with thickly applied eyeliner, clipped and painted nails, and hair always looks semi perfect. Along with sporting Vera Bradley purses.
High school is their prime. For most of these people, it will be the best years of their lives. They'll turn into Mr. Fouley. Sitting in the Drivers Ed Room, teaching Behind the Wheel, reminiscing about "the old" days. Being single, going home to that microwaveable meal, turning on the t.v, and drinking alone.
For the guys, long nike socks, and shorts are in style. Shaggy hair, which is quite funny because once it's cut you can see all their acne that was once hidden. And sports team college hoodies. Sporting Nikes and N sneakers.
This is the typical Oakton look. Will this even matter 10 years from now? Not at all. Anyone who doesn't agree with this is oblivious. Gym class is a living hell for anyone who isn't athletic. You will suffer from insults. You're pathetic if you can't run a mile. You're a loser. Half of these kids don't even know how hard it is for the ones getting these insults to wake up every morning, go to school, and listen to that same shit. "Same shit different day." If you can't run the mile, you ain't shit. So you better get out there tomorrow when the weathers nice outside your house and practice! Practice makes perfect. Oaktons motto.
Many of these kids will find it hard to live in the real world of reality after high school.
Sean Schnitzer-"My motto is: Image comes first. Oakton high school is the prime of my existance. Not to mention, my uncle has a ferrari."
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the school were 80% of people are hillbillies 15% stoners and 5% cool people.
ima smoke weed in my trailer tonite!!! i go to Palisades high school!!!!
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