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Black Labrador mixed breed that is of Ninja decent. This animal is tough and has a deadly roundhouse and will not tolerate any nonsense from any person claiming to be DLang. Only 351 known to exist. Original Ninja Dog (still in control) is known to the world as Bob the Dog.
Bob the Dog is a Ninja Dog that can whoop you silly.
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Whilst you're in a deep sleep/sub concious state, its as if a ninja has sneaked up on you, shoved you and vanished into thin air causing your arms and/or legs to spasm and jump randomly - sometimes so violent that it causes you to wake up.
Just got back from my night-shift at work, got into bed where my girlfriend was sound asleep, she ninja jumped and kicked me in the fucking gooch!
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This is what the teachers at my school were.
Real Life Story
(Me climbing onto the roof and walking around)
Teacher: Excuse me!
Me: Huh?
Teacher: Get down from there this instant!
Everyone Watching: What an anti-ninja.
( Next week I'm in detention)
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The act of gathering up some friends of yours to hide in a closet in ninja costumes and then while in the same room fuck your girlfriend/boyfriend that you found cheating on you. Make sure its a painfull experience for the other person of course and while in the sex make a key word for the friends to come out of the closet and beat the shit out of the girl or boy. Then have them run off.
Shirly why are you all beaten up?!
I was had by the closet ninjas.
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A guy who seems nice, but then turns out to be a dick in the end.
Girl 1: Hey what happened? I thought you were in a relationship.
Girl 2: Yea we broke up because he ended up being a Ninja Dick.
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Slang for large group of muslim girls wearing the hijab.
Guy 1: Yo man, check out the size of that ninja clan!
Guy 2: True.
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A fabled creature of untold ruthlessness, known only to the equally ruthless people of BeachUth
BeachUth was gonna get a ninja goat, but not...
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