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November 1st is the day for all the boyfriends to give their girls their own pleasure.
Gf: You know what day it is?
Bf: What?
Gf: National eat out your girlfriend day!!
Bf: Spread them legs…
National Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day where you destroy her and nut in her
Natural Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day: fuck her so hard and end it by creampieing her
Omg did you know what special event it is today?
its june 4th there are no special events
No its National Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day where you rail her and nut in her to fulfill the days objective
It seems like everyone except me is able to have at least one college girlfriend.
Me. You say your mother is gay, so I'm her gf 😐
"Yo is that Your Mom's Girlfriend?"
"What the-"
Not seeing, touching or talking to your girlfriend in so long.
I am so girlfriend deprived I haven’t kissed her in at least an hour
Boyfriend sents girlfriend his abs
Girlfriend why did you sent me your abs
Boyfriend it's November 18 baby
November 18 Sent your girlfriend your abs day boyfriend sents girlfriend his abs
Girlfriend shook tank me later :')
A girl named Aaliyah Xiong. Oikawa is dating a girl named Aaliyah. It’s canon. Oikawa is so in love with Aaliyah. They are so in love with eachother.
Who’s that girl with Oikawa? Oh it’s Oikawa’s girlfriend, Aaliyah