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When your arms are so swole from lifting it looks like you have tiny lil baby hands
A: Bro, thalidomide will not increase your gains!
B: Nah, I got that Trump Pump.
When you fuck your misses with a randomers stump an make her cum in 3 pumps
I did the 3 stump pump to my Scottish bird last night I screamed like a pterodactyl
The act of gripping someone’s sideburns (usually by the thumb and index finger) then yanking it “really hard”.
“I got hold of his sideburns and we played petrol pumps and I pumped it real hard and then he started crying!”
When you’re taking a shit and use the time to jack off as well
“Dude, I had a Dump N’ Pump yesterday and i think i nutted like one full shot glass of cum
The formal sex position commonly referred to as soaking
“Dude I did the Provo pump with Emily last night”
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A tent at festivals where people go for a root
Do you know if there is anyone in pump tent 9? I'm keen to tongue punch fioanas fartbox
Moving your ass whether it be at work, home or even in church
Me: Hey Sharon how are you today?
Sharon: FUCKING AWESOME, I'VE BEEN PUMPING ASS ALL MORNING!
Me: ummm... that's good..