i could make a joke right now

When someone wants to make a dirty joke but doesn't say it and leaves it to the listeners imagination.

Arisa: *Eats a hotdog*

Reg: "I could make a joke right now."

I don't play Duke Nukem 3D

Code phrase for saying you like men

"yo dude honestly, I don't play Duke Nukem 3D"
"same bro~"
(then they kiss passionately)

I Ready Test

Retarded test made for making kids wanna kill themselves and the teachers that assigned it.

student 1"hey man we gotta do the I Ready Test ya heard?
student 2" ah now i gotta kill myself.

I receive

Christians who believe that prayers and no work would get them rich.

The crusade was filled with alot of I receive.

I cannor

Slang for 'I want to suck your cock'

Person: I cannor
Person 2: Okay