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A pyramid scheme to separate liberal arts majors from their trust-fund allowance. The scheme relies on false promises of high ROI, social rank, beer and Rotel on Fridays, a prom night do-over, and a view of the top 2% of the narcissistic personality disorder spectrum, providing insight into the human condition.
The top of the scheme is dominated by prep school spawn that receive revenue from participants but make most of their money from contracting gigs pitched through their university press “publications.”
The second tier joins two unique groups, a group of smart top-tier candidates that serve as sexual partners, breeders, and ego fluffers to the top tier in hopes of moving up, and a group of sexed-out top tier members that do not have the physical looks sufficient for the promotional material. The second group, known as “Deans,” are generally considered outcasts within the top tier.
The bottom feeders are IT workers that chew up a staggering 20-30% of the revenue. As master con artists, this bottom group benefits the most via telecommuting agreements. Unnecessary equipment is bought from friends and placed where a row of cubicles would normally provide a habitat for revenue generators in most schemes. Some speculate the lights on the equipment blink hypnotically and subdue higher tiers before being easily outsourced to the cloud. This group garners additional revenue from “work@home” side gigs which fund spiritual retreats on the California coast and drug-gorged orgies.
Yeah I got suckered at a California business school. I blew 80k and my junk grew a second head.
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Busy work is when a teacher is so behind in their lesson plans and needs to put grades so they give their students random ass assignments and say it will “prepare them for college”
“Hey Jamie what homework did you give your students over break”
“Well twin, I gave them busy work because I missed two weeks of school and I’m so behind! I’m also just a bitch”
descriptive term for the ever popular middle finger,the finger most favored by those flipping the bird and amateur gynecologists alike...
Paul was known to make use of his business finger when a car cut him off on the highway....
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A woman that is too wide in the ass to fly coach.
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A women that can handle business by any means necessary, and does not let personal feelings interfere. A cut throat that makes things happen. Usually a Lawyer, or works in a corporate setting.
Yani believes that Umeka must be a business bitch, since she rose so quickly in the company.
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Comes from harry potter and the sorcerer's stone when Hagrid refers to a bank transaction as Hogwarts business, meaning no one should know and harry shouldn't tell anyone. basically saying it's top secret information :)
Me and Daniel have some Hogwarts business to attend to on Saturday night.
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Attire worn by former military personnel and/or security contractors. Generally consisting of high end hiking books, cargo khaki of various colors, and a tucked in polo shirt or button-down shirt with a vent system. Pockets to hold various weapons (I.e. Knives and cell phones) are a must.
Bob: Look at that guy. He must be some sort of archeologist.
Norm: No. That's Tom. He has to go train some Marines today. After getting out of the Army, he traded in his uniform for business tactical.