A term coined by the great Charlie Kelly meaning someone who possesses inferior intelligence and a lack of common sense, similar to a donkey, or activity that would suggest such.
Dennis eating cereal while driving was completely Donkey-brained.
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The donkey rule states that if you ask five people something and they all give you the same answer, you know the statement is true.
I asked five people if fast food is bad for you using the donkey rule and everyone said absolutely!
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When you dip your penis in a tub of Guy Fieri's Donkey Sauce, and then proceed to rub your now sauce covered penis across someone else's face.
Yeah brother, I totally brought out the donkey sauce yesterday and gave her the donkey slop. She loved it.
When something is beyond ridiculous, and ridonkulous will still not do it justice, it can be described as ridinky-donkey
"oh sheesh! That guy's nose is ridinky-donkey"
"Did Jo get back to you with those figures?"
"No, this is getting redinky-donkey - we need answers"?
When a person hasn't seen or done something after a large amount of time has passed.
Holden hasn't seen his estranged father in donkey years.
A larger than average penis
What happened with you and Browns mother last night?
We had a couple of drinks and then I hit her with the baby donkey
Giving someone anal without a condom on. It's called Raw Donkey cause you're putting it in the "ass"
Dawg, I went Raw Donkey on that bitch last night!
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