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A term made famous by the strapping young Pioneers of Nebraska Wesleyan, Rage Monday is a weekly holiday-extravaganza, celebrated every Monday (usually between 8pm and 3am) in which copious amounts of alcohol and/or narcotics are consumed.
This behavior is often accompanied by reckless behavior, dance beats, FIFA, and random acts of debauchery.
Often it requires either careful planning and allocation of time for studies, or a complete disregard for the ridiculous amount of homework you have.
Ron: "Hey, my afternoon class got canceled..."
Slippery Pete: "....Rage Monday?"
Maintenance: "There's a trail of puke going to the bathroom, a broken window, and 40 cans of keystone in the garbage."
R.A.: "Rage Monday."
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A holiday celebrated across 'Merica which celebrates the Turkey. Turkey Monday is celebrated on the second Monday following Thanksgiving.
Man, I love Turkey Monday! It's all about the bird and none of thankfulness crap.
A greeting you give someone probably early on on a Monday morning inviting a positive response, touched with a sense of irony, designed to uplift and invoke a sense of joy in what is the first day of a five day week.
Hi Christopher how are you? How was your weekend? Happy Monday Mark! Weekend went well thanks.
An unusually high amount of energy/enthusiasm one sometimes feels on a Monday when working at a usually tiring or otherwise boring job. Monday Stamina is not something felt by the average employee on every Monday (other emotions sometimes felt on Mondays include "unhappy" "bored" and "suicidal"), however it does occur roughly 5-15 times per year for the average employee.
A: Hey, _______ what are you still doing here? Your shift ended at 4:30.
B: Wow, it's already 5? It feels like 11:15 on a Friday! Talk about Monday Stamina...
It's the end of the weekend and the begining of a long redundant week, a reminder that Mondays are a pain in the ass
Or the one day of the week you will let your boyfriend act out his one fantasy
Girl1-Mondays are a pain in the ass
Girl2-That's why I call them Anal Monday
The tuesday after a long weekend, which feels just as bad as a regular monday.
Make that a double expresso, it's Honorary Monday.
An expression used when returning to school or work on Monday after a super fun, hard-partying weekend meaning oh fuck its monday; the opposite of TGI Friday.
When we had to go back to school, everyone was like OFI Monday.