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the twin that comes out second or last.
damn george, you're an asshole. you must be the dirt twin.
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The dirty. Known as the meeting place of the world's population, the middle-ground of everything. Nobody that lives here wants to stay here. The population income is extremely diverse, ranging anywhere from people that are living off food stamps to people who make millions. There are two lakes, Mary & Elizabeth, hence the name Twin Lakes. There is a small gang population known as the Twin Lakes Snakes. They ride around on bikes and/or drive hopped up cars. They are known due to the fact that they post out in front of the laundry mat across from Subway. There's an old man that drives an orange Lotus Exige that has it etched into his brain that he owns the streets. The town consists of two gas stations, four banks, and the all wonderful grocery store Sentry Goods. In the summer time, a large amount of Illinois douche bags like to drive up to their summer homes on our lakes. Fortunately, there is an upside, and the local police are only on the look-out for cars with Illinois plates which makes it nearly impossible for a resident of Twin Lakes to get pulled over. You're a local if you go to the gas station, and the attendant there is someone you went to high school with. It would seem as though we have more bars than we do people, but I assure you that is a misconception. Population: ~5500. But 20 bars within a 5 mile radius can do more than accommodate us. Beer consumption is unparalleled.
Twin Lakes Teenager: "Twin Lakes is such a shit hole, I can't wait to get out of here."
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Illinois Driver: "Let's go to Twin Lakes to our summer home and get pulled over!"
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New resident: "I hope moving to the town of Twin Lakes was a good idea. I want our son to have a great future."
Current Resident: "If that's what you were set out to do, you made the biggest mistake of your lives."
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A person who is the exact same as you i.e same intrests, same type of family, same birthday, same pets. This would make the person your twin, but if you dont look anything alike it makes the person your spiritual twin. A spiritual twin is likely to share the same thoughts as you, and you are likely to "jinx" eachother on a regular basis.
Person 1:"My best friend is my twin."
Person 2: "but you dont look like twins?"
Person 1:"thats cause shes my Spiritual Twin!"
Person 2: "i now understand this concept completely"
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Twins born with the Same Mother but Different Fathers (May or may not be at the same year, version 2 - originally made: November 17, 2019)
(1. May or may not be at the same year - 2. version 2 - originally made: November 17, 2019)
person 1: Hey , I didn't know you had a twin.
person 2-3: Yea, we're mothernal twins. Momma was the same, but poppa wasn't
person 1: since you're mothernal twins, was your mother a prostitute?
Person 2-3: she sure was!
Those creepy ghost twins from 'The Shining'
The Grady twins: Come play with us Danny for ever and ever and ever.
Male couples who resemble each other so much they could be brothers. Often interpreted as a form of extreme narcissism.
Brad only dates guys who could be his clone. It's like he's trying to date himself. Boyfriend twins much?
When two people have similar or the same scar on the same place on their body, it doesn't matter how they got them. Those two people are now connected and stuck with each other by the force of the Universe keeping them close to each other
Friend1:Yo have you noticed that we both have a scar on our cheek? Guess that makes us Scar Twins.
Friend2:Wow after 17 years of friendship we just now noticed that.
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