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Someone who is bipolar. Originates from the famous ad campaign for the candy bar where the slogan was "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you dont...."
Personally, Susan looks like she is suffering from the Almond Joy-Mounds syndrome
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A Tiktok meme that repetitively says, "taking my almond for a walk" in a British accent.
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The term used to convey, " A BJ?" over text without actually sending the words: " Do you want a BJ?"
Best used for lovers who are sexting in secret, and afraid to be caught should someone find their phones.
Gurl Texting: Do you want an almond butter and jam sandwich later?
Guy: Hells yeah.
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This national day lies on the 26th of June
National almond milk day is my favorite day of the year .
A long rectangular piece of chocolate produced to hold only three almonds and waste your time!
Wow! This Hershey Milk Chocolate with whole almonds tastes like literal dog butt!
A funny thing to reply with (because almonds don’t lactate) when somebody asks, “What are you doing up so early?”.
Kyle: What are you doing up so early?
Rob: The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves.
And then everyone claps 👏
The day when you are allowed to send a picture of an almond to a furry. Everyone who you send an image of an almond to will instantly become a furry if they are not one already.
Person A: Why did you just send me an image of an almond?
Person B: It's Send A Picture Of An Almond To A Furry Day!
Person A: wtf I'm not a furry
Person B: you are now