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Jon Stewart, on the January 17, 2005 episode of The Daily Show:
Although to be fair, an army spokesman says the firings were brought about not by bigotry, but by a simple misunderstanding, when the general asked his secretary to give him an arabic translator -- not realizing that in sex parlance, an arabic translator is a cleveland steamer crossed with an inverted rusty trombone.
Suffice to say, there was quite a mess in the officer's mess hall that day! I can't believe it...
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Someone who has is ethnically Arab and who identifies with other Arabs through linguistic, cultural or genealogical grounds. Most Arabs are Muslim, but some are also Christian, Jewish (yes, Jewish Arabs exist), Druze, Buddhist and of other religions. Arabs have a very rich history when it comes to their civilization and the prophet of Islam, Muhammad, was an Arab. Some Arab countries include Iraq, Syria, Jordan, Palestine, Oman, Yemen, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Algeria, and so forth.
Arabs have a darker toned skin and speak the Arabic language. Many languages have borrowed words from Arabic, such as the English language for example. Not all Arabs wear turbans, the keffiyeh, or are "ragheads", and those types of attires really depend on the nationality of the Arab wearing or not wearing them, and what part of the world they are located in.
The "war on terror" dates back to the 20th century, and how western powers were dividing and partitioning the land and nations to fit their needs and requirements. It also refers to Israeli occupation and oppression of Palestinian Arab and Syrian lands. The Arabs rarely will strike back as a form of resistance to their lands being pillaged and occupied and their innocent families being killed. Arabs do not forget history, as they are a very historical people.
Abdullah was an Arab, born in Algeria. Arabic is his first language, followed by English. He is a follower of Islam and wears the keffiyeh as a sign of solidarity with his Arab brothers in Palestine.
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1. The stereotypical view that Arabs, particularly from Egypt, Lebanon and Palestine have large penises. They normally range anywhere from 8 inches and above.
2. Slang term for very large penis.
"girl 1: hey i just broke up with my boyfriend and i want to find a new guy, but he has to have a big dick. Any suggestions?
girl 2: Yeah, actually i heard those arabs have really big dicks and they know how to swing that thing like a bat, my friend from Mexico is dating an arab guy right now and she swears his dick is at least 9 inches long and really thick, she says she cant get enough of that big ole Arab Penis!
girl 1: damn girl, my mouth is watering just at the thought of that, i want a big arab penis in my mouth right now!"
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A man who will travel a long way across many city blocks to follow a woman to enjoy the site of her buttocks moving beneath a tight skirt or pants. A voyeur.
Pepe followed that bitch down Broadway from Central Park all da way to Times Sqaure, man. That niggah a real ass Arab.
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A non-Arab Muslim who mindlessly adopts an Arab custom to make himself appear a pious Muslim.
Mohammed is a neo-Arab from Kerala who wants to circumcise his daughter.
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an hour after the designated time.
mom "be home by 7"
kid " ill be home by arabic time"
mom "ok"
8oclock
mom "i said seven!!"
kid "i said arabic time"
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Dirty Arab is the term given to arab oil barons who live extravengent lifestyles contrasting to their poor slave workers.
Generally dirty arab people live in Duabi, drive luxury cars, own palaces, degrade women, wear silk turbans and marry slutty women who will do anything for a buck.
While there slave workers live in derelict conditions, recive minimal pay and work 12hr days in 50 degree heat
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