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Christians + Hate x Family Fucking - Reason or Intelligence = WBC.
This cult is a source of hate to the point even Satan is stunned by it. They protest at funerals of fallen soldiers to even a little girl's funeral. They are the ass wart in the United States taint. This cult consist of 100 losers which is mostly of family members who date each other.
The leader of this cult is Fred Phelps whom is a old fuck that has the personalities of the following.
Stalin's Compassion (He had none)
Hitler's Anger (There is nothing worst than a Nazi)
Charlie Sheen's Wisdom (With the coke)
Mel Gibson's Charisma (He only attracts 1 person out of 1 million)
Ossam Bin Landin's Beliefs (Not Islam but Jesus)
The WBC is majority full of idiots who insult America even though they need it in order to protest because with out the police that protects them they would be ass raped by the locals
In a popular betting game called Death Poll, the WBC is ranked the houses favorite to be killed by
-Bomb
-Mob
-Other Crazies
-Cars
-People Who Attend Funerals
-Sicilians
-Irish
-Russians
-Marines
-Army Soldiers
-Navy Seamen
-Air Force Pilots
-Veterans from WWII to Gulf War
-High School Students
-College Students
-Poison
-Trained Dogs
-Hitman
-Jesus Himself
-God Himself
-Lightning Bolt
-The Plague
-Starvation
-Diseases
-AIDs by rape or stabbed by infected syringe
-Stabbed by knife
-Die in a foreign country
*Fred Phelps The Pastor Of Westboro Baptist Church Dies*
Fred Phelps "Jesus did I do good my master"
Jesus "Ummm bro fuck you"
*Jesus pulls a lever and Phelps lands in hell*
Phelps "Oh no I was wrong please spare me Satan"
Satan "Ummm fuck you to as well loser"
Phelps "Huh?"
*Satan pulls a lever and Phelps is launched into the sun*
Satan "Im glad Phelps is gone,,,,,I cant stand someone who is more eviler than me"
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Christians + Hate x Family Fucking - Reason or Intelligence = WBC.
This cult is a source of hate to the point even Satan is stunned by it. They protest at funerals of fallen soldiers to even a little girl's funeral. They are the ass wart in the United States taint. This cult consist of 100 losers which is mostly of family members who date each other.
The leader of this cult is Fred Phelps whom is a old fuck that has the personalities of the following.
Stalin's Compassion (He had none)
Hitler's Anger (There is nothing worst than a Nazi)
Charlie Sheen's Wisdom (With the coke)
Mel Gibson's Charisma (He only attracts 1 person out of 1 million)
Ossam Bin Landin's Beliefs (Not Islam but Jesus)
The WBC is majority full of idiots who insult America even though they need it in order to protest because with out the police that protects them they would be ass raped by the locals
In a popular betting game called Death Poll, the WBC is ranked the houses favorite to be killed by
-Bomb
-Mob
-Other Crazies
-Cars
-People Who Attend Funerals
-Sicilians
-Irish
-Russians
-Marines
-Army Soldiers
-Navy Seamen
-Air Force Pilots
-Veterans from WWII to Gulf War
-High School Students
-College Students
-Poison
-Trained Dogs
-Hitman
-Jesus Himself
-God Himself
-Lightning Bolt
-The Plague
-Starvation
-Diseases
-AIDs by rape or stabbed by infected syringe
-Stabbed by knife
-Die in a foreign country
*Fred Phelps The Pastor Of Westboro Baptist Church Dies*
Fred Phelps "Jesus did I do good my master"
Jesus "Ummm bro fuck you"
*Jesus pulls a lever and Phelps lands in hell*
Phelps "Oh no I was wrong please spare me Satan"
Satan "Ummm fuck you to as well loser"
Phelps "Huh?"
*Satan pulls a lever and Phelps is launched into the sun*
Satan "Im glad Phelps is gone,,,,,I cant stand someone who is more eviler than me"
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A church that everyone, INCLUDING CHRISTIANS, hate. Known for picketing funerals and walking around with posters that says "God hates (X)". Also rejoice over dead kids and the likes.
When the Westboro Baptist Church decided to picket Jeff Hanneman's funeral, they didn't know what would happen when they went up against thousands of Slayer Fans. Needless to say, they didn't come out of that one looking pretty.
fucking idiots. they are completely ignorant and i wish they had never been born. props to the girl who escaped that freaking cult because she saw sense unlike the rest of them who just let themselves be brainwashed and then they brainwash their kids in turn. they misinterpret the bible to be about hate and misrepresent christians to the world. christian terrorists.
If the douches from the Westboro Baptist Church are going to heaven I think I would rather be in hell!
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A fictional church located in the fictional universe of Freehold, Iowa; its website was created by Chris Harper and Paul A. Bradley as parody of Fundamentalist christianity; the website is known for it's satirical views on religion, christianity, and the Bible. Some people actually take it seriously, but it is purely satire.
Person A: "Hey did you read this Christian website?"
Person B: "No, what does it say?"
Person A: "It says that homosexuals have long hair."
Person B: "Didn't Jesus have long hair?"
Person A: "That's the thing: it says when Jesus accepted himself as Lord and Savior that the Holy Spirit whispered in his ear for him to get a hair cut."
Person B: "What, that's absurd! "
Person C: "Yeah, kinda sounds like Landover Baptist Church and its black propaganda."
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This is a subtle touching of a guy's crotch area to see whether he is beginning to have an erection. The plan is that, if he is, to stop the deep kissing or making out.
Anne stopped Tom in mid-kiss after he failed the Baptist passion check.
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A church that believes one can walk away from their salvation. Freewill Baptists are contrary to Baptists in this regard as Baptists believe once one has been saved, they are always saved.
The National Association of Free Will Baptists have over 2,400 churches in 42 states and 14 foreign countries. Free Will Baptist Churches are conservative.
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